Writer's Block: A Conspiracy of Beards

[acid_fish]

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I just have a regular beard, but I'm a big fan of many facial hair styles, especially the handlebar mustache (the longer and curlier the better), mutton chops, the French fork, the Hulihee, and the Sidewinder (as per my "facial hair types") mirror, which I can't find a good picture of right now.

Here's my beard now:



I've decided to not trim it for the rest of National Beard Month and see what happens! Usually I can't grow it much longer than this because it grows curly and stabs me in the face and it's really uncomfortable. But I'd like to grow my mustache out for the Edwardian Ball coming up in January, so maybe that can start now.

Comments

[hibiscus3.livejournal.com]

dont trim your beard for a month? what will happen is you'll look like most straigt guys in sf with beards---sloppy. i like your manicured beard. can you grow your mustache out and keep your beard trimmed?

[lilybutterland.livejournal.com]

hey !!!


didnt i sleep on yer couch for a week last year in chicago when you lived with the crazy pill head dominatrix ???


cuz if that wasnt you you look like that guy and his name was c. also.

[lilybutterland.livejournal.com]

and i got a 22 hair mustache ! sometimes if i mascara it then i look like i have a hitler but its sposed to be a chapplin.

[ribald-faggot.livejournal.com]

Haha, no, I've never been to Chicago, nor lived with a pill-head dominatrix. But I think I may have done a porno with the guy you're thinking of!

[lilybutterland.livejournal.com]

oops, tell c.s. that 'lost' says hi.

hi anyways. i'm dyslexic.



and i say "pill head domme" with love !!

[ribald-faggot.livejournal.com]

I could, but it's not National Mustache Month, it's National BEARD Month. Geez.

You sound just like C - I told her I wasn't gonna trim my beard for a month, and she's like, "Um, can someone else trim it for you?" Fuck all y'all beard-haters.

It's hardly even gonna grow that much anyway. And I'll comb it.

[ribald-faggot.livejournal.com]

I fucking love that guy. And the guy with the windmill beard.

[crankymcbitchy.livejournal.com]

Okay, so as creepy-weird as this sounds...
I've been reading you for years, and now I'm all concerned that you haven't been around for a while. Where are you?
And, hi. I'm Dana, live in Canada, love reading about your life, in albeit, a weird sort of way. But everyone needs an admirer, hey?

[ribald-faggot.livejournal.com]

I've been around, just been hiding under private entries because of my employers snooping in my LJ. I thought you were on my list though, hmm.